We get this question a lot. We get it. Let us give a little insight as to what happens behind all the glitz and glamor of dog grooming!
10) Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a bath
9) Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a mani/pedi
8) You don’t bite/scratch your hairdresser
7) You don’t try to hump your hairdresser…ooor maybe you do?
6) You don’t go 6 weeks or more without brushing or washing your hair
5) Your hairdresser doesn’t pluck/clean out your ears
4) It’s unlikely that your hairdresser trims hair anywhere on your body except your head
3) You probably sit pretty still for your hairdresser
2) Your hairdresser doesn’t squeeze your anal glands
1) The likelihood of you pooping or peeing on your hairdresser is pretty slim